1. How evil are you? I am a calm, pure light. I am a force of pure good, baby! I try to be a decent person, but I keep screwing up. I'm basically good, but a little mischievous. I have a naughty streak. It's impossible to be good. There is no "good" or "evil." We are all both. I'm not evil, but I'll still kick your ass. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I'll cut you man, I will so freaking cut you. I'm confused. I'm EVIL. EEEEVIL. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA evil laughter. 2. If you were a Ghostbuster, what sort of Ghostbuster would you be? The black one. The Stay-puft Marshmallow man. A scared one. Definitely a heterosexual one. Egon. The kind of ghostbuster you can depend on. The kind that goes after ghosts. I'd charge right in there. I ain't afraid of no Ghost. Bill Murray. Dan Aykroyd. Rick Moranis. Slimer. 3. Is pussy just another word for a cat? I like cats. I like pussy. I know it's got obscene connotations, but I'll say cat anyway. Cats fear me. What a disgusting question! I like fish. 4. What is your favorite color? Blue Orange Red Black Money Purple Steel! Green Pussy 5. We're watching a movie tonight. What'll it be? Star Wars The Seven Samurai Casablanca West Side Story Monty Python and the Holy Grail Fight Club Blade Runner Halloween Enter the Dragon Dr. Strangelove Buckaroo Banzai a porno Let's not watch a movie. I like fish. 6. What's the best Star Wars film? The original. I hate sequels. Empire Strikes Back. Of course. Return of the Jedi. I liked it as a kid. Phantom Menace. For the lightsaber fights. Attack of the Clones. I don't watch "Star Wars." Pussy. 7. Who's your favorite Beatle? John Paul George Ringo Volkswagen Dung A squashed one 8. Do you watch cartoons? Of course! Just anime, mostly. I did when I was a kid. Occasionally. Not really. I don't watch television really. I am a cartoon. Pussy. 9. Who's the best character in Star Wars? Han Solo. Luke Skywalker. Leia, in the bikini. Vader. Yoda. Obi-Wan. Boba Fett. Darth Maul. Greedo. George Lucas. Buckaroo Banzai. I hate Star Wars. 10. What are you most afraid of? Getting hurt, emotionally. Getting hurt, physically. Failure. Being forgotten. Being alone. The dark. Being laughed at. Clowns. I fear nothing! 11. My drug of choice is: Coffee Cigarettes Alcohol Love Chocolate Pot The rush of battle I don't do drugs. Pussy 12. Are you any good in a fight? Bring it on! I'm a lean, mean, fighting machine. I'm not entirely useless. I avoid fights. Don't hurt me. War - what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. 13. Are you a cat person or a dog person? Meow. I always had a dog. Cats are better. I am a person person. I have a pet WOLF. I love all animals equally. I hate all animals equally. 14. Who's your favorite actor? Jimmy Stewart Johnny Depp Bruce Lee Harrison Ford Malcolm McDowell Christopher Walken God Mark Hamill Joel Hodgson Jennifer Connelly Toshiro Mifune John Cleese Anything with big tits. Me I don't know who half the people on this list are. 15. Would you consider yourself attractive? I'm a stud. I'm a babe. I'm dead sexy. I'm leading-man material, I guess. I'm okay. I am what I am. I spend my life hoping the chicks dig me. Who cares? Beats me. I never thought of myself that way. I'd have a nice face if it weren't attached to this. Why, what do you think? I'm ugly and proud of it. Vultures wouldn't touch my dead carcass. 16. When you die, what do you want to happen to you? I want to be buried. I want to be cremated and tossed to the winds. I want to be shot into space. I want to be buried at sea. I am at peace with death, no matter what happens. I just don't want to die ... not yet anyway. I want to be eaten. I will never die. 17. What do you want to be when you grow up? Rich. A filmmaker Alive Drunk Your worst nightmare I am grown up. A great actor A musician. Young. A great light in the world A success in my chosen field. I like fish.
I am a calm, pure light. I am a force of pure good, baby! I try to be a decent person, but I keep screwing up. I'm basically good, but a little mischievous. I have a naughty streak. It's impossible to be good. There is no "good" or "evil." We are all both. I'm not evil, but I'll still kick your ass. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I'll cut you man, I will so freaking cut you. I'm confused. I'm EVIL. EEEEVIL. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA evil laughter.
2. If you were a Ghostbuster, what sort of Ghostbuster would you be?
The black one. The Stay-puft Marshmallow man. A scared one. Definitely a heterosexual one. Egon. The kind of ghostbuster you can depend on. The kind that goes after ghosts. I'd charge right in there. I ain't afraid of no Ghost. Bill Murray. Dan Aykroyd. Rick Moranis. Slimer.
3. Is pussy just another word for a cat?
I like cats. I like pussy. I know it's got obscene connotations, but I'll say cat anyway. Cats fear me. What a disgusting question! I like fish.
4. What is your favorite color?
Blue Orange Red Black Money Purple Steel! Green Pussy
5. We're watching a movie tonight. What'll it be?
Star Wars The Seven Samurai Casablanca West Side Story Monty Python and the Holy Grail Fight Club Blade Runner Halloween Enter the Dragon Dr. Strangelove Buckaroo Banzai a porno Let's not watch a movie. I like fish.
6. What's the best Star Wars film?
The original. I hate sequels. Empire Strikes Back. Of course. Return of the Jedi. I liked it as a kid. Phantom Menace. For the lightsaber fights. Attack of the Clones. I don't watch "Star Wars." Pussy.
7. Who's your favorite Beatle?
John Paul George Ringo Volkswagen Dung A squashed one
8. Do you watch cartoons?
Of course! Just anime, mostly. I did when I was a kid. Occasionally. Not really. I don't watch television really. I am a cartoon. Pussy.
9. Who's the best character in Star Wars?
Han Solo. Luke Skywalker. Leia, in the bikini. Vader. Yoda. Obi-Wan. Boba Fett. Darth Maul. Greedo. George Lucas. Buckaroo Banzai. I hate Star Wars.
10. What are you most afraid of?
Getting hurt, emotionally. Getting hurt, physically. Failure. Being forgotten. Being alone. The dark. Being laughed at. Clowns. I fear nothing!
11. My drug of choice is:
Coffee Cigarettes Alcohol Love Chocolate Pot The rush of battle I don't do drugs. Pussy
12. Are you any good in a fight?
Bring it on! I'm a lean, mean, fighting machine. I'm not entirely useless. I avoid fights. Don't hurt me. War - what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.
13. Are you a cat person or a dog person?
Meow. I always had a dog. Cats are better. I am a person person. I have a pet WOLF. I love all animals equally. I hate all animals equally.
14. Who's your favorite actor?
Jimmy Stewart Johnny Depp Bruce Lee Harrison Ford Malcolm McDowell Christopher Walken God Mark Hamill Joel Hodgson Jennifer Connelly Toshiro Mifune John Cleese Anything with big tits. Me I don't know who half the people on this list are.
15. Would you consider yourself attractive?
I'm a stud. I'm a babe. I'm dead sexy. I'm leading-man material, I guess. I'm okay. I am what I am. I spend my life hoping the chicks dig me. Who cares? Beats me. I never thought of myself that way. I'd have a nice face if it weren't attached to this. Why, what do you think? I'm ugly and proud of it. Vultures wouldn't touch my dead carcass.
16. When you die, what do you want to happen to you?
I want to be buried. I want to be cremated and tossed to the winds. I want to be shot into space. I want to be buried at sea. I am at peace with death, no matter what happens. I just don't want to die ... not yet anyway. I want to be eaten. I will never die.
17. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Rich. A filmmaker Alive Drunk Your worst nightmare I am grown up. A great actor A musician. Young. A great light in the world A success in my chosen field. I like fish.
