ERIC IDLE played Wreck-Gar, the junk king. He was Wreck-Gar. He defined Wreck-Gar, the same way the Transformers defined toy-peddling cheese in the 1980s. The feature was "Transformers: The Movie," and it was just as silly, and limited, and fun as you might imagine. You can snag the script, some WAVs, and plenty of pictures by clicking randomly on the filenames below. And just try to maintain a straight face as you do.
daretobe.mid Dare to Be Stupid MIDI - 51k
![[SND]](tripodbug/wheelico.gif)
transfrm.mid Transformers Movie Theme MIDI - 12k
transfrm.txt The entire movie script - 172k
![[IMG]](tripodbug/wrktv-sm.gif)
wreck-tv.gif 56k
wrek-cat.jpg 21k
![[IMG]](tripodbug/wrktoysm.gif)
wrek-toy.jpg 16k
![[IMG]](tripodbug/tn-wrek1.jpg)
wrekgar1.jpg 25k
wrekgar1.wav 60k
![[IMG]](tripodbug/tn-wrek2.jpg)
wrekgar2.jpg 29k
wrekgar2.wav 34k
![[IMG]](tripodbug/tn-wrek3.jpg)
wrekgar3.jpg 30k
wrekgar3.wav 65k
![[IMG]](tripodbug/tn-wrek4.jpg)
wrekgar4.jpg 39k
wrekgar4.wav 52k
![[IMG]](tripodbug/tn-wrek5.jpg)
wrekgar5.jpg 31k
wrekgar5.wav 51k
![[IMG]](tripodbug/tn-wrek6.jpg)
wrekgar6.jpg 40k
wrekgar6.wav 42k
![[IMG]](tripodbug/tn-wrek7.jpg)
wrekgar7.jpg 28k
wrekgar7.wav 36k
![[IMG]](tripodbug/tn-wrek8.jpg)
wrekgar8.jpg 23k
wrekgar8.wav 30k
![[IMG]](tripodbug/tn-wrek9.jpg)
wrekgar9.jpg 33k
wrekgar9.wav 73k
![[IMG]](tripodbug/tn-wstat.jpg)
wrekstat.gif 13k
Thanks to Alister Nephric, as if he needed any.
