Hello all. My name is Puss, and this is my human, Boots. Speak, Boots.

Hello, children, and welcome to the magical land we call the "Looney Bin!" We're going to have so much fun!

Thank you, Boots. You'll be getting a biscuit in the mail. I, of course, am the feline star of the popular children's tale "Puss in Boots." I have staked out this area as my own, and since children all over the world love me this website has no legal right to remove me from it. Right, Boots?

That's absitively, posolutely right!

Here in the "Looney Bin" you can enjoy a wealth of fun without the restrictions of the "legitimate" areas. Where is Reg, you might ask? Well, he's round back having a smoke. And you, as a loving fan, wouldn't dare tell him we're here, right?

It's our little secret!

So enjoy the unfettered fun of the following pages. And remember, unlike the other sections, the Looney Bin is maintained by you, the reader! Send original writings, artwork, and random nonsense to and maybe they'll be enshrined here, for all to see! Draw the Pythons! Design an action figure, or write a sketch or song! And if Reg asks, you never saw us, all right?