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Some of the following .wav files are in Microsoft ADPCM format.
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Sounds from Monty Python's Flying Circus
  •  And there we end this edition of Archaeology Today
  •  Ooohh sitting on the settee with our scones and our classified information!
  •  uhh... Miss Godfrey, could you send in the pantomime horses please? ...
  •  LOOK! GET OUT YOU OLD RAT BAG! BUZZ OFF!
  •  And then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle...
  •  MY GOODNESS ME! I AM IN A BAD TEMPER TODAY!
  •  I'll get you for that Eversley...
  •  I'm going to shoot you thro' the head.
  •  Sorry, sorry! I was miles away!
  •  Put it on the table, press the button, it vomits!
  •  It's all a bit zany, and a bit mad-cap...
  •  Funny that penguin bein' there in'it!
  •  [Ending music] Dinsdale! Dinsdale!
  •  Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
  •  That doesn't worry me!
  •  Llama's a bigger than frogs
  •  Look out! There are Llamas!
  •  Drearyfatboringold Git
  •  {JaRrInG ChOrD!!}
  • Viking: Lemon Curry?
  • Salad Days: What fun!
  • Llamas: Ole!
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    Sounds from Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus
    (the German episodes of MPFC)
     
  •  I've been a French man all my life and I've only once been to the lavatory. 
  •  Queen of England: In the 5 years, that I have known him, hea has not once been to the toilet. 
  •  Crowd: 5 years? Queen: Yes! 5 years! 
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    Sounds from Monty Python & the Holy Grail
  •  Graham: Damn! What that right?
  •  Graham: I am king Arthur... it should be of the britons, sorry.
  •  [Thunk!] Message for you sir!
  •  Oh fair one... no that's very bad, start again, sorry!
  •  New dialogue to the Old Crone scene (from the CD-ROM game)
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    Sounds from How to Irritate People
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  •  Tonight we're going to take a look at how to irrritate people.
  •  Description of the term pepperpot
  •  The pepperpots in the cinema
  •  Something that probably inspired Spot the braincell
  •  A sketch that enspired the Parrot sketch
  •  How to improve the telephone service
  •  I could eat you all with a spoon
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    • Wav files from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    • Wav files from The Life of Brian
    • Wav files from Monty Python's Meaning of Life
    • Wav files from Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
    • Wav files from Monty Python Sketches
    • Monty Python Midis
    • Monty Python Sounds in .AU format
    • Fawlty Towers sounds page
    • 'A Fish Called Wanda' sounds page
     
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