And now, ladies and gentlemen, the PythoNET contest.

This Month :
Python Recipes
Thank you, Reg. Hello, all! It's time for the PythoNET Contest, where you can compete for fun and glory and maybe even win yourself a Virtual Shrubbery!
The PythoNET Contest comes around every once in a blue moon, inviting you at home to create something silly and send it to us at
. When enough submissions are in, we personally choose the best of the best and put the winners right here, their names up in lights for all the Web to see! And the lucky dog who gets first prize will recieve our fabulous award, the Virtual Shrubbery, courtesy of InterShrub! What is a Virtual Shrubbery, you might ask? Well, we send you via E-Mail a drawing and description of your shrubbery, describing its foliage and personal traits, and allover it's very impressive, almost better than a real shrub, and your friends will all be green with envy.
The contest for now is to share your very own PYTHON RECIPES ... Python Recipes, everyone got that? They can be as silly as you like, but they must relate to the works of Monty Python, and they must be something that someone, somewhere, could really eat. Thanks to Cori Elliott for dreaming this one up. This contest has been almost cancelled due to lack of interest, but if enough entries come in to
we will indeed judge and publish the results, rewarding the winners and noting the others in passing.

PREVIOUS RESULTS:
September 20-November 29, 1997: Python Limericks
July 21-September 20, 1997: Python Haiku
Here's our first recipe contest entry, sent in by AngloSaxon12@aol.com:
CREOSOTE SOUP(As seen on Emril)
Take out a big bowl.
Place one old Jewish man's liver mixed with some brains stolen from the Gumby
Brain Surgery sketch.
A dash of Upper-Class Twit brain liquid really gets the flavor going.
Pour one cup of Looney blood. You don't want too much blood or you turn
purple.
One dead Norwegian Blue(Make sure it really is dead first. Eric Praline may
give you some good advice about that.)
Drop Noel Coward's penis in the bowl. Wear gloves for this step, PLEASE!!!!!!
Pour 5 ounces of spilt sperm in the bowl, in order to actually give your
sexual feelings a go(Don't get your sperm in the bowl! Find another person
of a different religions spilt sperm on the ground. No Roman Catholic
sperms).
And finally, heat it up for 3 minutes. Caution: You may end up throwing up a
bit, so eat slowly.
BONUS: If you really think it tastes better this way, you can eat your mother
with the undertakers.
That's about it.
- Baron von Richthofen(Noah Redfield; anglosaxon12@aol.com)

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