CLIPS IN REALVIDEO!



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Back in 1999, there wasn't such a thing as Youtube. We posted clips from our movies as poor quality Realplayer files, and we liked it! You kids with your cellphones and your X-boxes and your hula hoops ... Christ, I'm old. So is this movie. Enjoy?

Gerald & Ford's Audition (3.85 MB) Two rather peculiar aliens audition in front of Queen Amadeus of Wyoming. It doesn't go well.	A, uh, Ghostly Evil (6.01 MB) The aliens have failed their audition, and set up a pirate station in a basement, along with the highly evil Lord Hologram. Our heroes, Whis-Kei Jinn and Boink the angry Irish gnome, who have also failed their own audition, butt in to save the day, and reaudition for the Queen.
The Evil Guys (1.8 MB) In the city of Coruscant, the name of which no one seems to pronounce correctly, Lord Hologram discusses his future plans with a can containing his assistant, Darth Ass-Kick.	An Intelligent Creature? (902 KB) Searching for the underwater city of Lobudget, our heroes stumble across their comic relief, Sta-Wa Jinx.
Arm of Darkness (2.67 MB) So Gerald lost his arm in that fight a while back. So what? Anyone who's ever seen a Sam Raimi movie knows what happens next.	Random Lobster! (1.36 MB) Sta-Wa Jinx is prepped for stardom by the evil folks, and Whis-kei gives Boink his most important lesson.
Meet Your Pilot (3.50 MB) Trying to get back to the Queen can take time when your pilot is Leonard Cubbins.	Leave It To Lucas (2.65 MB) At long last, Sta-Wa Jinx gets to star in his very own sitcom, and everything is just plain swell.
Networks at War (923 KB) So the pirate station has moved to a planet called Vietnam. Whis-kei, Boink, Pilot Cubbins, Timmy the robot, and the Queen's servant Slapme Crunchberry are going to war.	American Graffredi (5.94 MB) Okay, so they didn't get to go to war yet. Their ship crash-landed in 1962, and Boink died, or something. Here they meet Ford T-Bird, the fastest car in town, and a local boy, Annoying Bootlicker.
Bootlicker Residence (7.04 MB) Whis-kei and Slapme meet Annoying's legal guardian, Smee, and a Mucho Man he's built.	The Secret Word is "Yes" (3.72 MB) So they won the race and fixed the ship and hey, Boink's alive! Basically. And so is the pilot, so it's time to go to war, with the help of Captain Binaca and the troops. But first, a little game.

OUTTAKES REEL (2 MB)

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