It's ORANGE KOWBAT, the first fighting game starring the stars of Orange Cow Motion Pictures!
-- 8 playable characters!
-- secret background characters!
-- a "win counter" so you can keep track of how many times you've kicked the other player's ass!
-- Trophies during marathon play -- get a trophy every 5 wins! It'd take 55 wins to get all of Jacob's, though most fighters can get them all in 20 wins, some in 5 or 10.
-- Sounds! When you're kicking Garrett's ass, you'll hear it!
"Moron Kombat" is 12 megs of fighting madness for windows. It was created and programmed by yours truly using Corel Click and Create.
It stars the whole cast of Gorilla Interrupted, including stars from GMP Pictures, Blanc Screen Cinema, and of course Orange Cow, beating the crap out of each other in amazing 2-player action for windows!
The Orange Cow Personality Test: Which Orange Cow character are you most like? Are you a Spanky, an Arthur, a Larry, a T-Bird, a Griff? Find out with this handy, entertaining test. The test never lies ...
Dr. Fred's Coloring Fun: To make you feel like a kid again, if you aren't already. A silly Java thingy that allows you to get out your virtual crayons and enjoy a coloring book's worth of Fredshow characters, right there on your browser!
What's better than a little video game action? A little violent video game action, of course. This one's for Windows 95 and 98, with three difficulty levels and simplistic shoot-everything gameplay. Made in 1999, during the Dr. Fred Strikes Back era, it's almost violent enough to piss off Congress, and just what you'd expect from the makers of the "KILL" and "Tellychubbies" sketches (see below). Download it now and enjoy. I always do.
An entire page full of randomly-chosen Orange Cow movie faces. Some find it hypnotic. Some find it funny. Some find it disturbing. You won't know quite what it is, but you won't be able to look away. Or maybe you'll just count how many times your favorite Fred star appears. Chosen from 156 different Fred faces. Reload for a whole new experience every time. (If it doesn't work, turn Javascript on.)