Things I Say

[Garrett Gilchrist]

“Inside Out” is a winner. Pixar have done it again. I’m still crying. One question - I don’t recognize this emotion they call “Joy.” Did they make that up for the movie?

[Garrett Gilchrist]

So was the pitch for Orange Is the New Black that it’s like Oz except they’re Dorothy?

[Garrett Gilchrist]

“Fear leads to Anger. Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to Suffering.”
- Yoda, Pixar’s Inside Out [2015]

[Garrett Gilchrist]

The Simpsons has been on so long that pretty soon we’ll find out that Homer and Marge met in 2010 at a Fall Out Boy concert.

[Garrett Gilchrist]

The Kickstarter was a success, and finally gamers will see the further adventures of Shenmue, SEGA’s most famous hedgehog.

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Movie pitch: The near future. The year is 1997. The world is on the brink of war. And only one man is brave enough to build a Geocities fan website for “Weird Al” Yankovic called “Starving In Japan.”

[Garrett Gilchrist]

This biopic is already gaining Oscar buzz.
The addiction. The madness. The music.
Joaquin Phoenix stars in “99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall.”

[Garrett Gilchrist]

I thought I had the devil’s haircut in my mind, but it turns out there was Hell toupée

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Trying to be aware about social issues is a lot like driving. It feels like everyone moving slower than you is eighty years old, and anyone moving faster is a maniac.

[Garrett Gilchrist]

It makes so much sense that our legal drinking age is 21. Otherwise college students would be drinking! Wow, they sure stopped that from happening.