Things I Say

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Haven’t Been Over The Rainbow In Awhile? Come And See What’s New In the Exciting Land of O
[unfollows The Yellow Brick Road]

[Garrett Gilchrist]

You can change a lot if you respect what’s important. I’m 100% okay with an all-woman Ghostbusters, as long as it still involves Tracy the Gorilla.

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Men Are From Mars, Women Are Also From Mars:
Relationship Advice From A Guy Who Grew Up On Mars

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Lauren Bacall is one of the few Hollywood legends whose name can be pronounced by a chicken

[Garrett Gilchrist]

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Butterfly in the sky
Think you’re so great just cos you can fly?
I’m all alone
I’m made of stone
I’m a rock.
I can’t do anything
Been sitting here
For like a million years
I’m a rock
(I’m a rock, I’m a rock)
I can’t talk – oh sh


(Originally come up with by a couple people at a party in 2004 or so. Hard to remember now, but I think I blame Jesse Maddox.)

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors and Furiosa in Mad Max have the same motivation. #SomewhereThatsGreen

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Superman doesn’t use email
because one time he accidentally wrote “Sex Luthor” and the whole Justice League found out

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Uptown Funk is actually about asking who’s your favorite Batman villain

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Darkseid of Apokolips seeks the Anti-Life Equation #FourthWorldProblems