Things I Say
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Things I Say
Me, about every movie that comes out now: I parodied that movie like fifteen years ago. I wrote that movie like twelve years ago, except crappier. I was that movie and now I don't even care anymore
nerd culture taking over everything has robbed it of a lot of its value. hollywood needs some new ideas.
nerd culture taking over everything has robbed it of a lot of its value. hollywood needs some new ideas.
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you might think i’m a fool
wasting my life away
scrolling and scrolling endlessly down the same five websites
but as my hand starts to cramp up
i know
someday i’ll scroll just far enough
and i’ll find it
the end
i’ll find out
where the internet ends
wasting my life away
scrolling and scrolling endlessly down the same five websites
but as my hand starts to cramp up
i know
someday i’ll scroll just far enough
and i’ll find it
the end
i’ll find out
where the internet ends
- Garrett Gilchrist
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So, some context for this.
My Tumblr at:
http://tygerbug.tumblr.com
was originally titled "Into Which Art Happens." But I mostly used it for jokey textposts. Sometimes commentary on current events. To the point where I had to retitle the blog.
I also posted those to Facebook and the shorter ones to Twitter. But I haven't been collecting them here at all. I might do that. This thread is where I'll do that.
My Tumblr at:
http://tygerbug.tumblr.com
was originally titled "Into Which Art Happens." But I mostly used it for jokey textposts. Sometimes commentary on current events. To the point where I had to retitle the blog.
I also posted those to Facebook and the shorter ones to Twitter. But I haven't been collecting them here at all. I might do that. This thread is where I'll do that.
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Be careful what you wish for; you just might get it sold back to you.
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Ben Affleck to direct and star in a standalone Batman movie. Are we sure a male superhero can carry his own film?
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John Lennon regretted writing the lyric “Gather round, all you clowns,” and in live performances he would replace it with “If you’re a clown, don’t gather round me, I don’t actually want to be surrounded by clowns.”
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So this life is just a practice run, right? I can do it for real when the cameras are rolling?
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Marvel Cinematic Universe Bug Spray:
Gets rid of that wasp or your money back
Gets rid of that wasp or your money back
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Apologies after July 4: I’ve just been informed that what I thought was our National Anthem is actually called “City Escape (From Sonic Adventure 2)”
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A young Han Solo to star in standalone film. To be played by Jonah Hill or Shia Labeouf or something, who even cares