Things I Say

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Me, about every movie that comes out now: I parodied that movie like fifteen years ago. I wrote that movie like twelve years ago, except crappier. I was that movie and now I don't even care anymore


nerd culture taking over everything has robbed it of a lot of its value. hollywood needs some new ideas.

[Garrett Gilchrist]

you might think i’m a fool

wasting my life away

scrolling and scrolling endlessly down the same five websites

but as my hand starts to cramp up

i know

someday i’ll scroll just far enough

and i’ll find it

the end

i’ll find out

where the internet ends

[Garrett Gilchrist]

So, some context for this.

My Tumblr at:

http://tygerbug.tumblr.com

was originally titled "Into Which Art Happens." But I mostly used it for jokey textposts. Sometimes commentary on current events. To the point where I had to retitle the blog.

I also posted those to Facebook and the shorter ones to Twitter. But I haven't been collecting them here at all. I might do that. This thread is where I'll do that.

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Be careful what you wish for; you just might get it sold back to you.

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Ben Affleck to direct and star in a standalone Batman movie. Are we sure a male superhero can carry his own film?

[Garrett Gilchrist]

John Lennon regretted writing the lyric “Gather round, all you clowns,” and in live performances he would replace it with “If you’re a clown, don’t gather round me, I don’t actually want to be surrounded by clowns.”

[Garrett Gilchrist]

So this life is just a practice run, right? I can do it for real when the cameras are rolling?

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Marvel Cinematic Universe Bug Spray:
Gets rid of that wasp or your money back

[Garrett Gilchrist]

Apologies after July 4: I’ve just been informed that what I thought was our National Anthem is actually called “City Escape (From Sonic Adventure 2)”

[Garrett Gilchrist]

A young Han Solo to star in standalone film. To be played by Jonah Hill or Shia Labeouf or something, who even cares