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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:07 am

The saddest thing about the propagandized divide between conservatives and liberals is that most people on both sides think they’re standing up for the poor against the moneyed elite.
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:08 am

Animaniacs never got to make a Goodfeathers episode about The Sopranos. Or a Chicken Boo episode about the inexplicable career of JJ Abrams.

We could really use a phone app, voiced by Rob Paulsen, which tells us if a friend or celebrity on our FB/Twitter feed is actually a giant chicken.

In the Animaniacs episode “Puppet Rulers,” Pinky and the Brain attempt to take over the world by creating a beloved children’s show, abandoning it at the height of its popularity, and returning decades later when the kids who idolized them have become adults.
All I’m saying is, if Tom Ruegger runs for President I’ll pretend to be surprised.
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:09 am

Boys want to be Christopher Reeve. Men realize they’ve become Gene Hackman.
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:09 am

For as much as people complain about the Star Wars prequels, Hollywood sure does like to remake them 20 times a year.
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:10 am

Karma is Rachel McAdams being reincarnated as a dog. She tries to make fetch happen, but it’s not going to happen.


[Yes, I've just reposted a year of textposts from my Tumblr here in a matter of minutes. I've skipped some that maybe haven't stood the test of time.]
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:10 am

Comic books need to grow up and be suitable for kids again.
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:10 am

You never sent me that kiss by wire. My heart was on fire at the time, and unable to put it out in time, I ended up in the emergency room
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:10 am

“Let it go, let it go, I can’t hollaback anymore …”
- Gwen Stefani, Disney’s Frozen
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:11 am

It’s the Urkel of Life …
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:11 am

BRODERICK (1998) - A peaceful city of Godzilla monsters is terrorized by an enormous Matthew Broderick.
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