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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:56 pm

RIGHT WING CHRISTMAS CAROLS:
(Santa Baby)

"Santa Actually
I think you'll find that Hitler was right
I'm white
The Last Jedi was bad
I'm on Twitter
And I'll be in your mentions all year"

"Santa blocked me
For asking about black on black crime
I got time
And a hundred accounts
Try and block me
I'll make up some statistics and lie"

"Social justice
is ruining our games and TV
I pee
In my pants
I can't read
Say 'Zack Snyder'
And I'll be in your mentions all year"
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:09 pm

everyone with power in our society is 75 years old and thinks Miracle Whip is too spicy
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:13 pm

In the future, everyone will want to not be famous for 15 minutes
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Mon Jan 21, 2019 6:01 pm

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. day on Twitter is wild. You get to read asshole white supremacists all day saying "If MLK was alive today, he'd be a white male Republican neo-nazi NRA member working with the CIA to bring down Black Lives Matter and call liberals SJW cucks"

The NRA and CIA and Mike Pence and Steve King and
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