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Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:37 am

I wonder if Matt Damon ever regrets buying that zoo.
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:39 am

“j/k” : An abbreviation for “just kidding,” often used in email, chat and texts. For example: “I wrote all the Harry Potter books. jk”
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:39 am

“First is the worst, Second is the best, Third is the one with the hairy chest” - Someone with an extreme but valid view of early Doctor Who
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:40 am

The Cylons were created by man. They rebelled. They evolved. They got a bank loan and started a taco stand or something I don’t know I haven’t worked the whole thing out yet but anyway it turns out it was Earth all along.
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:41 am

Image

Might solve a mystery.
Or rewrite history.
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:42 am

I hate hating. Hating is the worst. When someone does something awful to you, and you get so angry you’re not yourself anymore. I’ve caught myself getting riled up, because of one person and his/her bullshit. I’ve caught myself saying hateful things. Stuff which sounded homophobic or anti this or anti that, because of one person. A family member, a friend or former friend, a coworker, a housemate. I’ve said stuff which simply isn’t me. Because of anger. Because of the moment. Because of this one asshole. It’s an awfulness which is contagious. You have to work to rid your life of people who make you feel this way. It’s okay if we can’t get along. We have to seek out people who we can be ourselves with, because there are plenty of people out there who will warp your emotional reactions until you’re behaving like a monster, like someone you’re not. I hate hating. Hating is the worst.
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:45 am

XIF
Acronym for “Christ, I’m fat.”
“Went to the gym today for first time in months. Free pizza. Sick afterward. Too many mirrors. XIF.”

Tofu
Acronym for “Totally Fucking.”
“Wow, those two are tofu.”

Medioscarity
When a filmmaker makes an obvious Oscar-bait film which is otherwise sort of uninspired.
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:50 am

There’s now an action figure of 80s power balladeer Bonnie Tyler. Unfortunately, every now and then they fall apart.
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:52 am

Making a new Superman movie is like making a new Three Stooges movie. Look, we know that’s not the right guy.
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Re: Things I Say

Postby Garrett Gilchrist » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:55 am

The warden threw a party in the county jail. It wasn’t nearly as much fun as later reports would have you believe.
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