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Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:25 am

My favorite Kevin Smith/Friday the 13th movie is Jason Amy.

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Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:27 am

If everybody had an ocean,
across the USA,
we’d all drown probably
why are you singing about this
I don’t think you’ve thought this through

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Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:27 am

Sharknado prequel to be titled “West Side Story” and feature a violent dance-off between Sharknado and Jetnado

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Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:28 am

All rise for our national anthem.
*Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now. We got a real jam goin now. Welcome to the Space Jam.*

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Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:28 am

“It’s Grover now, the music of the night.” - Muppet of the Opera

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Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:28 am

Scrambled Eggs
Oh my darlin’ how I love your legs
Are they yours or are they Simon Pegg’s?
Oh I’ve been eating scrambled eggs

Suddenly
I’ve been stabbed by Shannen Doherty
Going back to college to study
Euclidean Geometry

Why’d we have to go
To a show by Michael Bay
There’s been something wrong
With my dong since yesterday-ay-ay-ay

Michael Bay
Critics wish that he would go away
If you don’t brush you’ll get tooth decay
I cleaned the teeth of Michael Bay

Oo oo oo oo yesterday.

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Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:28 am

Is calling a thing a “thing” still a thing?

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Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:28 am

“Almost inconceivably, the gun into which she was now staring was clutched in the pale hand of an enormous albino.” - Dan Brown is terrible

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Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:29 am

Film critics have thoroughly dissected Alfred Hitchcock’s classic “The Lady Vanishes.” But very little has been written about the film’s sequel, “No Wait, There She Is.”

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Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:29 am

They’re Punky and the Brewster
They’re Punky and the Brewster
One’s Punky Brewster
The other’s Punky Brewster
They live inside a pie
With the actress Soleil Moon Frye
I forget where I was going with this
They’re Punky and the Brew ster ster ster whip

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