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Regular DVDs and VHS tapes cost $10.00 apiece. Collector's DVDs cost $20.00.
Checks, money orders and other forms of payment may be sent via mail to:
Garrett Gilchrist
1158 W 35th St
LOs Angeles, CA 90007
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Note: you may also order films which are not listed below, but which are mentioned on this website. All Orange Cow works are available, via special order. |
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Gods of Los Angeles [NTSC]
Film runtime: Approx. 155 min.
Special 3-DVD Collector's Edition also available.
The lives of five young people collide in this character drama about life, love, loss and the unexplainable when a miracle happens in L.A.
Three years in the making, this meticulously-crafted drama was shot for nearly nothing by USC film school graduate Garrett Gilchrist, as a labor of love.
Bruce thought he had everything. A stable life, a beautiful girlfriend. But he still felt dead inside. And he found himself at a crossroads, with no idea what to do with the rest of his life.
Lily had always been told she was crazy. Most people saw her as naive and childish. But she'd managed to get into a major college, far away from her old life. And she'd met a nice guy, Bruce, who she knew liked her ... though his girlfriend would never approve of that.
Rhonda was worried. She was deeply in love with Bruce, but had never felt secure with him. He was immature, for one thing, irrational and silly. But her main worry was that in a college relationship, nothing lasts forever. Will he just pack up and leave after graduation? Would he pack up and leave her now? Why couldn't he just give her a straight answer? And what the hell was he doing with that Lily girl anyway?
People always told Clifford he was funny. Even women thought he was funny. But they didn't want to go out with him. Heather was all he had. And now she was gone. And he tried to pretend he didn't miss her. But he missed her more than he would miss air or water, if that was gone. Even though he now found himself falling for Lily ...
Jules felt alone in the world. In high school she'd tried to kill herself four times ... well, five, but the last time didn't count, because it was an accident. Even though no one believed her when she said it was. And now she was supposed to take care of Lily. To make her take her pills. To mother her. But Jules had enough to deal with just taking care of herself.
And then one day something ... unexplainable happened. Bruce called it a miracle. Lily was just glad to be alive. And they suddenly realized how small their problems were in comparison to the vastness of ... whatever is out there. And they started to wonder if there was a higher purpose in store for them, a fate that neither of them could avoid ...
Written and directed by Garrett Gilchrist and starring David Ashe, Cori Haisler, Katherine Hoagland, David Maddox and Mariana McConnell, "Gods of Los Angeles" is the seventh feature-length motion picture from Garrett Gilchrist and Orange Cow Productions.
More information about Gods of Los Angeles
The Collector's Edition DVD comes in full packaging and costs $20. A "budget version" is also available, which has less fancy packaging and costs $10. The contents of both DVDs are otherwise identical.
Two special features discs are also available, which are jam-packed with hours and hours and hours of material, which we think is the most extensive DVD special features package ever done for a low budget film.
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Gods of Los Angeles disc 2: Outtakes and Deleted Scenes
Featuring over 1 hour of outtakes and over 90 minutes of deleted scenes including an appearance by Neil Innes (Monty Python films) as Mr. Crawley, with commentary by Garrett Gilchrist.
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Gods of Los Angeles disc 3: Cast Interviews
Featuring over 3 hours of interviews with the cast - Cori Haisler, David Ashe, David Maddox and Katherine Carpenter.
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Orange Cow Short Films Vol. 1
Collector's Edition DVD [NTSC]
Film runtime: Approx. 90 min.
Special Features: Over 2 hours.
Movies for dreamers. Drama, comedy, fantasy, animation and everything inbetween.
Travel between life and death, love and hate, hell and heaven. From the mind of Garrett Gilchrist comes this utterly unique collection of short films.
Love conquers death in the medieval fantasy The Journey of Truesong.
A dying comic strip artist confronts his life in Stripped Away. Death needs
an apprentice in the animated Mort. There's a thin line between love and
murder in Lover's Poison. You'll meet a happy homeless loser in Squiffy the Derelict Cat. And a young woman splits in two in Music for the Mind
Ballet.
Packed with hours and hours of special features, this is true independent
entertainment. I hope you enjoy traveling to these other worlds as much
as I've enjoyed putting them on film.
More information about the Short Films Vol. 1 dvd
The Collector's Edition DVD comes in full packaging and costs $20. A "budget version" is also available, which has less fancy packaging and costs $10. The contents of both DVDs are otherwise identical.
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Ghostbusted Trilogy
Collector's Edition DVD [NTSC]
Film runtime: Approx 2 hours.
Special Features: Over 1 hour.
There's something stupid in the neighborhood ...
Who you gonna call? Not these guys!
If you ain't afraid of no ghost, fire up your proton pack and dig in, with this special collection of three of the stupidest movies ever made.
Every year at the Camp Rewind film festival in South Dakota, director Garrett Gilchrist would try to shoot a Ghostbusters movie. He failed every time, and the shoots rapidly degenerated into nonsense and chaos, that had little or nothing to do with Ghostbusters. Watch as some of the best amateur film directors and actors from all across the country are caught on camera, not knowing what to do! Watch in hilarious shock as they improvise bizarre, pointless and idiotic scenes, just for your amusement. Watch as they turn on the director and attack him!
These films are stupid and make no sense. They are also very funny indeed. So sit down with your favorite ghost and watch Ghostbusted 1, 2, and 3. With 1 hour of outtakes and a bonus short film "Torgo and the Quest For Fuck."
DVD contents:
Ghostbusted 3 (46 min., 2003)
Ghostbusted (19 min., 2001)
Ghostbusted 2 (51 min., 2002)
Ghostbusted Zero: The outtakes (22 min., 2001)
Ghostbusted Three: The outtakes (18 min., 2003)
Born in South Dakota: Music video filmed by Jay Bauman, edited by Mike Stoklasa
Torgo and the Quest For Fuck: Short film by Jay Bauman, starring Jeremy Gardner, Garrett Gilchrist, Natalie Sanders, and Ryan Winford
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Sort of written and directed by Garrett Gilchrist
Ghostbusted edited by Mike Stoklasa
Starring Mike Stoklasa, Garrett Gilchrist, David Ashe, Jason Santo, Rich Evans, Jonason Ho, Warren Blyth, Lisa Renley, Jay Bauman, John Brugmann, Jon Ashby, Wally Fong, Natalie Sanders, Ryan Winford, Anthony Stella, Jeremy Gardner, Christian Stella, April Cresey, Dan Gorgone, C.C. Chapman, Joe Vaccariello, Alan Winston, Erin Arbogast, Marc Linn, Michael Linn, Jesse Maddox, Jonathan Margheim, Bobby Brown, Justin Bielawa, Wei Quek, Chris Frommeyer, Jared Hargrave, Daniel Kelley, Steve Gervais, Thanh Tran, Rob Hastings, Garrett Forni, Mooshoo, Michael Yebba, and more.
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Excaliburger (or, the Spatula in the stone)
DVD [NTSC] - 90 min.
Starring Garrett Gilchrist, David Ashe, Michelle Caruso
Comedy. Adventure. Magic. Sex. Wouldst thou like fries with that? A hysterical romp through medieval times, "Excaliburger" demolishes every Arthurian legend there ever was with nonstop humor.
"By far the funniest amateur comedy I've ever been exposed to ... The movie looks like it was a lot of fun to make, and it certainly is a lot of fun to watch." - Jay Bauman, Blanc Screen Cinema
Visit the Excaliburger website!
The DVD for this classic Orange Cow film is a simple "budget" DVD with no packaging. It is also available on VHS. Both cost $10.
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Dr. Fred's The Phantom Movie
DVD [NTSC] - 111 min.
Starring David Ashe, Justin Bielawa, Liz DiMenno, Garrett Gilchrist
OCP's classic parody of "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace" (and other George Lucas films) from 1999 - the first feature-length spoof of the film. Characters from the original "Dr. Fred's Amazing Exploding Cow Show" cable access series take on the lovely but confused Queen Amadeus, the evil (but equally confused) Lord Hologram, the evil but sexually confused Jar-Jar Binks, the somewhat evil, confusing wise-cracking aliens Gerald and Ford, and the evil, non-confused Darth Ass-Kick. It all ends in a spectacular plastic swordfight! Fans of Star Wars and Dr. Fred, rejoice.
"I like this movie. No, I love this movie. ... My face muscles hurt from laughing so much and for so long. ... I stand by my word when I say that this is my favorite feature length amateur comedy ever." - Jared Hargrave, Rusty Hoot Pictures
Visit the Phantom Movie website!
The DVD for this classic Orange Cow film is a simple "budget" DVD with no packaging. It is also available on VHS. Both cost $10.
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The Animal Game
2-disc DVD set [NTSC] - 2 hours 35 min.
Starring David Ashe, Garrett Gilchrist, Ben Sipprell
One of the most unusual no-budget movies ever made, this all-improvised, experimental documentary-style drama/comedy, shot in a single night, follows six teenagers as they attempt to create a horror film and instead discover horror, humor and truth inside one another. An OCP classic.
"A wonderful mess ... an experiment in humanity and some sort of something brilliant ..." - Mike Stoklasa, GMP Pictures
Visit the Animal Game website!
The DVD for this classic Orange Cow film is a simple "budget" DVD with no packaging. The DVD version is a two-disc set, which features a 40-minute preview of the unreleased sequel, "The Animal Effect," which costarred Liz Dimenno.
The Animal Game is also available on VHS. Both DVD and VHS cost $10.
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Dr. Fred's Amazing Exploding Cow Show volume 1
DVD [NTSC] - 2 hours
Starring David Ashe, Garrett Gilchrist, Justin Bielawa, David Brown
The no-budget sketch comedy series (shot in Garrett's basement) that started it all. You may have seen Dr. Fred on cable access in Connecticut, Indiana, North Dakota, Oregon, California, or all across the country. Gear magazine called it one of the 10 best cable access shows in the U.S. Actually it was kind of crappy, but that's the fun of it. See where it all began, and if you have a copy of "Dr. Fred's The Phantom Movie," this will help you understand that one a lot better. But yeah, you've been warned.
Visit the Dr. Fred website!
The DVD for this classic Orange Cow film is a simple "budget" DVD with no packaging. It is also available on VHS. Both cost $10.
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If you're a big fan of our current, newer cable access series "Orange Cow Presents," which airs here in Los Angeles, you can get the episodes as they aired, four on every disc. Most of the movies on these discs are already available on the short films discs, so it's only for fans wanting the cable access experience. We aim to please.
Orange Cow Presents Cable Access episodes 1 - 4 (short films) :
Orange Cow Presents Cable Access episodes 5 - 8 (short films and Ghostbusted) :
Orange Cow Presents Cable Access episodes 9 - 12 (Ghostbusted 3 and Gods of Los Angeles pt. 1) :
Orange Cow Presents Cable Access episodes 13 - 16 (Gods of Los Angeles pt. 2) :
You may also order tapes and films which are not listed below, but which are mentioned on this website. There's a lot of stuff in the OCP library.
All proceeds go to a good cause -- they will go toward making Orange Cow's next movie! Consider it a donation. We need your help!
Our First Book: The Tao of Cow
Now available - Garrett Gilchrist's first book, "The Tao of Cow." "The Tao of Cow" is a book of sixty unrhymed philosophical poems, told from the point of view of a cow. Ah, and now you're asking - is this a joke? What sort of philosophy could a cow possibly have to give? Quite a bit, as it happens ... the cow teaches of a life simply and contentedly lived, in harmony with nature. In ten chapters, the happy cow meets a weary man on the road of life, and attempts to free his mind until the man can see where true happiness lies. It may free your mind as well ... the book has a calming effect, good for the stressed and distracted ... and a good gift for family. The spiral-bound, 102-page, fully-illustrated paperback book is available for $9.59 ... Garrett makes no profit off of this, he just wanted to make the book available. It was originally written when he was younger and much less jaded, and it has a lot of meaning to him today. He hopes you'll enjoy it. If you're at all interested, please head over to www.cafeshops.com/taoofcow to order.
 
Now we don't make any money off of this (they do), but we like providing the service anyway -- for some truly unique Orange Cow and Dr. Fred merchandise I've designed for you, including t-shirts, caps, mousepads, boxer shorts, tote bags and mugs, visit our stores at
www.cafepress.com/fredstuff
www.cafepress.com/orangecow
www.cafepress.com/excaliburger
www.cafepress.com/fredshow
www.cafepress.com/godsofla
www.cafepress.com/gorillaint
It's a great way to show the world, I'm with Orange Cow!
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