"Violence and revolution are the only pure acts." -Malcom McDowell
"Fighting keeps us fit...Only the strong survive..." Adm. Geoffrey
Tolwyn
There is no reason for this page to exist, beyond my own noticing that there was a place for it in this space, and perhaps the creation of it is grounds for lynching from the person this page is being created about, but then hey, you've got to take a few risks in life. This is an unofficial website, not endorsed by Justin Bielawa or his lawyers.
Name: Alister Jonathan Nephric
DOB: 3/18/81
Sex: Male
State: Connecticut
Clock: Orange
Director: Kubrick (Gilliam, Burton, Singer)
Drug: Brainwash
Screen: Blue
Actor Portrayal: Young: Fred Savage/ Old: Christopher Walken or
Gabriel Byrne
Meat: Medium
Music: Deep-geek-baltic techno, Frank Zappa, In the Year 2525,
Louie Armstrong, REM, William S. Burroughs, Horse with No
Name, Neil Diamond, Jefferson Starship, Hendrix, Tom Jones
Religion: Apocrypha
Gold: Silver
Flavor: Pumpkin Ice Cream (better than it may sound!)
Quote: Skippy is the government's tool for spreading isotopes onto bread
Quote Again: I am the assassin in the cardboard 'heliport' box.
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Justin's Movie Appearances
(picture gallery)
"I'm Not Boink"
Making "The Phantom Movie"
Tasker
Vital Statistics
CyberSavant

JmB draws sephiroth